NOT TODAY – Grinchy Holiday Hoodie

Not today, cheer? Not now, ho-ho-no way!
If festive fuss makes you grumble and say “meh,” this hoodie gets you in the merriest grinchiest way.

The NOT TODAY – Grinchy Holiday Hoodie is for those who love Christmas… on their own terms. Featuring a bold, mischievous design that peeks out with attitude, this white hoodie delivers holiday humor with a side of sass. One look says it all: festive season, proceed with caution.

Slip into the NOT TODAY – Grinchy Holiday Hoodie and feel the cozy magic begin. Made from a perfectly balanced 50/50 cotton and polyester blend, it’s soft, fleecy, and warm enough to handle chilly nights, noisy parties, and one-too-many carols. Comfortable? Yes indeed. Grinch-approved? Absolutely.

Wear the NOT TODAY – Grinchy Holiday Hoodie while shopping for gifts, avoiding small talk, or sipping cocoa with a side-eye stare. It’s playful, bold, and irresistibly fun—just like a rhyme from Dr. Seuss with a holiday twist and a wink of rebellion.

The NOT TODAY – Grinchy Holiday Hoodie comes in crisp white only, letting the design pop loud and clear. With inclusive sizing from S to 5XL, everyone gets a chance to say “Not today!” in comfort and style.

Because some days are merry…
And some days are not today. 😉

Features 

• 50/50 cotton–poly blend gives this hoodie unbeatable comfort, durability, and all-day cosiness—perfect for chilly mornings, busy holidays, or whenever you're feeling wonderfully Grinch-adjacent and ready to lounge.

• Front kangaroo pocket provides warm hand-snuggling space plus room for treats, trinkets, or the secret stash of snacks you definitely don’t want to share with Cindy Lou Who or her friends.

• Classic fit design offers relaxed comfort without losing its shape—ideal for layering, lounging, strolling, or boldly announcing your Grinch-level energy to the neighborhood and beyond.

• Machine-washable and available in white only, sizes S–5XL, making it easy to care for and easier to wear as your go-to holiday mood-shield for errands, parties, shopping trips, and gift-avoiding missions.